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APH :: Arachnophobia :: Germany

by ~ShayInWonderland, Nov 3, 2011, 11:05:41 PM
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The shrill scream ripped into Germany's thoughts.

He shot to his feet and bolted toward his living room, terror pulsing through him as he thought of all the possible things an attacker could do to you. He charged through the halls and burst into the living room.

He found you balancing on the back of the sofa, squealing in fear.

"____?" he asked, looking around tensely, "What happened?"

You squeaked and pointed to a brown, eight-legged creature about an inch long, sitting ominously on the couch cushion. "It attacked me!" you wailed.

Ludwig was torn between laughing with relief and attacking you himself as he snatched a magazine off the coffee table and efficiently smashed the arachnid.

"Thank you!!" you cried emphatically, wrapping still-trembling arms around him.

He flushed lightly and held you closer. "It's alright, liebling. You're safe."

"Screw America. You're my hero."

He smiled ever so faintly.

^ My most favorited, commented on, and viewed deviation. Everyone loves Ludwig.

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Warm Woolen Mittens ::10::~ Dear Prudence, open up your eyes~

I shuffled around my parents' bedroom quietly. I had replaced the alarm clock there on one of the days Ari had to work, and had made it suitable for sleeping again.
It was early evening, and I was already preparing to go to sleep. I had spent the entire afternoon wrestling with my overwrought emotions. First I had been devastated, so I cried. Then, I had been embarrassed, so I cried some more. When I recalled how open and honest he had been, and how violently I had responded, I took to beating my head against my sofa in irritation. When my head hit the armrest more sharply than intended, I went on a ratheWarm Woolen Mittens ::10:: by ~ShayInWonderland

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Warm Woolen Mittens ::9::~ The Devil's on your back, but I know you can shake him off ~

After a quick and simple breakfast of pancakes (which were nowhere near as good as those at Horton's), we got to work. When we finished around noon, he turned to me, smiling.

"Is your offer from Tuesday still good?" he asked, brushing his fingers against mine lightly.

My cheeks burned as the prickling started again, and the giggly nausea attacked my stomach. "Yeah," I said shyly.

His smile expanded gloriously. "Then I most graciously accept thy offer, fair maiden."

He had already come in for breakfast, but this time felt so different. We came in the back door this time, as ifWarm Woolen Mittens ::9:: by ~ShayInWonderland

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Warm Woolen Mittens ::8::~ Do me a favor, open the door, let 'em in ~

To my immense surprise, Ari was a valuable asset around the farm. My dad—always the kind of man who abused clichés to the death—often said, "Many hands make the work light." I had been doing everything on my own for so long, I had forgotten how quickly my family had gotten all the necessities done when we worked all together.

Of course, Ari and I were only two people, but we still managed to finish a good while before I usually did.

"Anything else?" Ari asked as he pushed my wheelbarrow back into the storage shack.

I shook my head. "You've already done more than I had planned on Warm Woolen Mittens ::8:: by ~ShayInWonderland

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Making Mirrors .::1::.Drawing the curtains, windows inside my head...

He is here.

She watched from afar as the young man and woman spun together on the roof. Kay's right hand gripped Gerda's left firmly, but gently, and his left hand was carefully caressing her waist.

There was no one else on the roof of Gerda's grandmother's house, nor was there any audible music. The two moved in perfect synchronization, though—twirling elegantly and lightly though the gentle layer of snow that fell around them. Their smiles grew as Kay's left hand released Gerda, and his right spun her away for a brief moment, then tucked her back into the safety and warmth of his arms.Making Mirrors .::1::. by ~ShayInWonderland

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I'm alive!

by ~ShayInWonderland, Dec 9, 2012, 10:00:37 PM
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^ REALLY. IT'S TRUE.

Oh my ponies, it's been so long since I've been on here! D:

I started a new job shortly after my accident (I'M A PRESCHOOL TEACHER. YAY!), and have been spending a lot of time there, but posting should be here soon. >w< I have a three-week break coming up, so hopefully I'll have time soon. OwO

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Mood: Overwhelmed
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Hello and welcome. I'm an elusive and secretive creature, frequently compared to a cat, a bird, or a butterfly. I refer to myself in the third person as "Neko". I usually keep to myself, and if you walked past me on the street, you probably wouldn't even notice me, until I tripped you and ran away, giggling conspiratorially. I live on tomato soup and cheese, and I'm a mad scientist. No, seriously, I am. When my novel gets published, I will change that ridiculous "hobbyist" thingie to "professional", since really, my day job (epic though it is) only exists to support my writing.

Most of you have noticed the purpose of this page is to share my writing. For other forms of expression, see ~elphieofkiamoko, my other account.

I am a perfectionist. I have a variety of interests, and fanficiton may show up here quite a bit. I am NOT a fan of yaoi/yuri/smut, and do not write them. If that's what you're looking for, look elsewhere.

Some pairings I support:

(Actually, hamburgers in general, but the hamburger plz account is weak sauce, lol.)

Vodka
Donia

Keenan (...I lost sleep over this one -_-||)
Aislinn

Seth
Batman

Catwoman (OTP RIGHT HERE.)
Iseult

Lachlan (...Lost sleep here, too. -////-|||)
Donald

Daisy (Seriously. Disney knew what he was doing here.)
Laurel

Tamani (SERIOUSLY LAUREL. STOP SCREWING WITH DAVID WHEN ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS THE FAIRY BOY. D< LET DAVID MOVE ON, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HURT HIM. *is shot before she can rant anymore*)
Han

Leia (This should be on waaay more OTP lists...though I'm sure Bria fans would protest >w>)
Elphaba

Fiyero
Eponine

Marius (...*runs from fangirls*)
Jane Eyre

Rochester (Seriously one of my favorite couples of all time)
Fanny

Edmund (Another one xD)
My OCs

each other